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Tuesday, October 16, 2012

White Knuckle Parenting: Sleeping Like a Baby

All parents know that "sleeping like a baby" means that you are grumpy and tired, and that you sleep in 90-minute chunks of time. It's too bad sleep issues don't disappear when cribs do.

If you've ever had a conversation with a new mom, chances are probably about a hundred percent that you talked about how the baby is sleeping and how tired the new mom is. This is because newborns are jerks and can't sleep through the night and new moms are exhausted and just want to take a nap. Next time you start talking about sleep to a new mom, stop yourself, ask if you can take her baby, and tell her to go take a nap instead of telling you how much she wants to go take a nap. Wake her up as soon as the baby gets annoying. (That's the great thing about not having a newborn.) The thing is that once babies leave newborn stage, moms don't stop talking about sleep. My kids are 7, 9, and 11 and I still think about their sleep skills all the…

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Jean Winegardner

11:06 pm on Wednesday, October 24, 2012

Oh, Gayle, that sounds horrible. Not being able to comfort your child sounds so, so traumatic. Your poor girl. And poor you.   more ›

Tuesday, March 6, 2012

White Knuckle Parenting: Where Do Babies Come From?

When it comes to sex education, my kids have two questions: Where do babies come from and when can we get another one?

  My three kids and I operate on a democratic system. When we get stuck on a decision, we vote on the outcome. They each get one vote...and I get four. That's right. I've stacked the system so that not only do I never lose, but we never tie. I'm the mom. I'm allowed to do that. Recently, my oldest son has been making noises about evening up the votes. He thinks we should have another baby and give that kid a vote, creating the possibility of a tie. I told him that we have to vote on whether we want to have another kid and, oh, hey looky here, MY VOTE WINS. For the record, there will be no more babies in my family, but that doesn't stop my kids from occasionally bringing up the subject. The last time this happened, we were in a restaurant. …

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Jean Winegardner

10:00 pm on Friday, March 9, 2012

Those questions come in the car so very often. That was where my original conversation with Sam happened also.   more ›

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